Barroid Bond's Vs Costa

Earlier this week on Bob Costas HBO show "Costas Now," Costa was discussing Barry Bond's Home Run Pursuit and the suspicion of steroids with Commissioner Bud Selig, Redsox pitcher Curt Schilling and chemist Patrick Arnold. Apparently, Bond's watched the show and it pissed him off. After Thursday's game some reporters asked him about the comments made on the show and he responded by calling Costa a "little midget man who knows [nothing] about baseball." Costa responded stating, "As anyone can plainly see, I'm 5-6 1/2 and a strapping 150, and unlike some people, I came by all of it naturally," and "I have no ill feelings toward him personally. I regard him as one of the greatest players of all time who got inauthentic boost and then became a superhuman player. I wish him no ill whatsoever." Hey Barroid your best bet would be to keep your mouth shut, we all know everything that comes out of it is a lie anyway! But look at the bright side, maybe you and Vick can be cellmates, and yeah you might break the great steroid free AAron record, but to most people you'll always be a dumbazz!

Saban's Shack!

All right this is not really news per se, but I figured I would post it anyway since college football is right around the corner. Alabama Head Coach Nick Saban has got the fire stirred by challenging ND to play again. But ND won't drop somebody like SDSU to fit in Alabama. Personally, I don't think it would be a bad idea. Both schools would generate a crap load of money from televised rights and ticket sales. I actually think it would be a great game, and fun to do an away and home game, alternating each season. Hell ND could even do better by actually joining a real conference like the SEC, PAC 10 or the Big 10! Well back to my point. All the Nay Sayer's believe Saban won't stay at Alabama and will leave them high and dry. A friend sent me some pics he took recently and thought I would post them since you won't see them anywhere else. If he's not planning on staying around, he sure is building himself one hell of a house!

You Call This A Protest?

Leave it to the dumbazz French to lead this stupid crap. ABC News is reporting that dozens of Tour de France riders who are pissed off about repeated doping scandals protested by not starting the 16th stage on the scheduled time. The protest came a day after Alexandre Vinokourov and his entire Astana team were kicked out of the race after Vinokourov tested positive for a banned blood transfusion. Hey, here is some advice for the Frenchies. I understand you're not used to violence, history tells us that. But damn, how lame can you get. Next time try some good crap. Try lighting all your bike tires on fire. Then chuck all your helmets and bike frames at the media, and the few fans without a life that come and watch you, all the while screaming obscenities at the cameras. Then, and only then, may somebody actually give a crap!

Vick's Toking Buddy?

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Things keep getting better and better for the Falcons. First Vick gets in trouble, and now dumbazz cornerback Jimmy Williams. Seems he was hitting the Mary Jane and got busted. He is now facing a misdemeanor marijuana possession charge in Goochland County, Virgina. SI.com is reporting that the incident was first reported by CBS affiliate WTVR in Richmond. State police charged Williams on June 2, and he had an initial court appearance scheduled for July 16 but it was postponed until Dec. 3.

Edwards Can Drive-Just Not On Dirt

NASCAR.com is reporting driver Carl Edwards was injured Sunday night during a dirt track race. He was transported by ambulance to a local hospital where he was treated and released early Monday. What was the massive injuries you ask? A dislocated thumb that snagged in the steering wheel during a crash. The track was apparently slick from an earlier rain and Edwards hit the back of a car that had spun out during the third lap. First off the Dumbazz is getting paid to drive in NASCAR events not the Hazzard County Fair Event. So his car own should stick his boot up his azz. Also, Edwards should not be a little B*tch and suck it up, an ambulance ride... please. Hell, that type of injury happens to football players all the time, the difference is they suck it up, wrap it up and drive on!

Spainish Golfer Whining

Sergio Garcia, AP

Holy Crap! I didn't even know they played golf in Spain. Anyway, Boston.com writes Sergio Garcia is insinuating an 18 year old kid who was raking a bunker cost him the win on the 18th hole during the British Open. The young guy was assigned to rake the bunkers and was tidying up the bunker. Garcia stated he had to wait fifteen minutes in the fairway before he could hit again. When he did hit guess where the ball went? That's right, in the freshly raked bunker which helped his next shot land about 8 feet from the hole. So Garcia quit your whining, your the dumbazz that hit it into the bunker. He was doing his job, why don't you try doing your and hit the damn ball straight. If anything, you should be writing that kid a check. If not for the freshly raked bunker your lame azz probably would have been at least an extra stroke back!

La Russa Angry? Say It Ain't So

Tony La Russa, AP

STLtoday.com is reporting Cardinals Manager Tony La Russa is pissed at the media because they have been slamming the club on how they treat their injured players. La Russa insisted he had didn't know about third baseman Scott Rolen's shoulder problems until Rolen approached him after a game last Tuesday. Hey dude, your the Manager! Are you suffering from blackouts? Maybe if you talked to your players once in awhile you might hear about some of these things, and your biggest clue should have been that a guy with a .515 career slugging percentage is now hitting a .262! But now maybe this issue will die down, so LaRussa you can now relax and go back to your normal routine and have a drink or two, or three, or four..........

Where's Jessie?

I get sick of people, especially athletes always playing the race card when they get into some crap. Yes, sometimes it may happen, but everytime? Please , give me a damn break. The NY Times is reporting that sophomore linebacker Chris Collins of OSU is a dumbazz. He is awaiting trial for sexually assaulting a drunk 12-year-old white girl while attending an after-prom party in a hotel. Bowie County District Attorney Bobby Lockhart said that he planned to ask that Collins’s trial begin Aug. 20. Lockhart said that Collins had confessed to police that he had consensual sex with the girl. In Texarkana, Texas some black residents have questioned whether the case has racial overtones since Collins and the three other men are black. Well, why don't we let the courts decide that. Apparently they have enough evidence that they arrested him and are now trying to take him to trial. I'm just wondering how long it will be until we see the old Reverend making an azz out of himself trying to get some air time.

Olsen Gets Another Attitude Adjustment

Dumbazz pitcher Scott Olsen of the Florida Marlins was arrested Saturday for DUI and resisting arrest. He was then taken to the Miami-Dade county jail where he was released later that day on an $11,000 bond. Olsen had just finished a two-game suspension without pay after a scuffle with teammate and fellow pitcher Sergio Mitre, and I guess he was celebrating his return. Olsen had already had his azz kicked last season by his former teammate Randy Messenger for running his mouth. This year, Olsen was fined for shooting the bird at Milwaukee fans. In this latest incident, the police had attempted to pull him over for speeding. Olsen failed to stop for police and ran a stop sign before finally stopping at his home. Olsen then got out of his car and sat on a plastic chair in front of his home. When the officers tried to arrest him, Olsen kicked at the officers who then lit his azz up with a stun gun giving him a reality check. The dumbazz should already realize he sucks as pitcher, and his attitude isn't gonna help keep him in the majors much longer. I say screw him and send him down to Double A where he can still get his azz kicked but without bringing all the bad press on the Marlins.

Iowa State Kicks Scrub Off Team

Iowa State finally got tired of Mike Taylor's crap and kicked him off the team, even though he was their top scorer according to Fox Sports. Taylor who was on suspension was charged with a vehicle registration violation last month and found guilty on Monday. It was his third screw up this year. First time the idiot was charged with vandalism, then shoplifting and now this. I guess it's a three strikes your out thing at Iowa State, and I applaude them for it. There goes the NBA Dumbazz! Wait....I forgot the NBA is the sports version of a half-way house.

PISSED OFF PETA

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PETA is now barking their disapproval of Michael Vick. A whole 50 people (80% of their members who aren't locked up) gathered Chanting "Sack Vick" outside the league's headquarters following the indictment of Michael Vick on dogfighting charges.
The NFL said after Vick was indicted they were following the case. On Friday, the NFL said it agreed "dogfighting is cruel, degrading and illegal." His case will be developing weekly and will receive more debate than Brittany's crack habit. When his case goes to trial even O.J. will be watching it!


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How About A Dumb AZZREF!

Normally, we would just focus on all the stupid athletes out there that have about three brain cells left. But we couldn't pass this one up. MSNBC.com is reporting that an NBA Referee has been betting on the games he officiated for the last two years! The Ref's identified as Tim Donaghy is expected to turn himself in next week. Reports are saying they are not sure if he was point shaving. They believe he’s a gambler who hung around friends of the Gambino family and paid off debts and filled his own pockets by betting on his own games. At least after this, Pete and MJ will have someone to watch the games with.