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Sunday, July 22, 2007

Olsen Gets Another Attitude Adjustment


Dumbazz pitcher Scott Olsen of the Florida Marlins was arrested Saturday for DUI and resisting arrest. He was then taken to the Miami-Dade county jail where he was released later that day on an $11,000 bond. Olsen had just finished a two-game suspension without pay after a scuffle with teammate and fellow pitcher Sergio Mitre, and I guess he was celebrating his return. Olsen had already had his azz kicked last season by his former teammate Randy Messenger for running his mouth. This year, Olsen was fined for shooting the bird at Milwaukee fans. In this latest incident, the police had attempted to pull him over for speeding. Olsen failed to stop for police and ran a stop sign before finally stopping at his home. Olsen then got out of his car and sat on a plastic chair in front of his home. When the officers tried to arrest him, Olsen kicked at the officers who then lit his azz up with a stun gun giving him a reality check. The dumbazz should already realize he sucks as pitcher, and his attitude isn't gonna help keep him in the majors much longer. I say screw him and send him down to Double A where he can still get his azz kicked but without bringing all the bad press on the Marlins.

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